Roleplay isn't realistic. And that's okay.

[Storrent]

You can own as many cars as you can afford, not as you can fit in a garage.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

Only a select few people have a place to live in the city.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

The police get in 140 mph pursuits daily.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

A bottle of beer costs $100.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

The same few stores get robbed over and over.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

Cigarettes are better at being food than food is.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

You can run at full sprint for as long as you want.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

Criminal records don't even last half a day.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

You can't have an automatic weapon, no matter who you talk to.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

Cops are criminals when not in their uniform.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

The country radio station has some good songs on it.
That's not very realistic, and that's okay.

 

This server isn't supposed to accurately reflect real life one-to-one. It's a video game. Just chill out and have fun.
GTA isn't realistic.
This server isn't realistic.

And that's okay.

Edited September 4, 2018 by Storrent

[[uDi]uncle_walter87]

Can you condense this into some sort of haiku?

 

[Storrent]

11 minutes ago, [uDi]uncle_walter87 said:

Can you condense this into some sort of haiku?

 

Some things aren't right.

You do things you can't elsewhere;

No problem with that.

Edited September 4, 2018 by Storrent

[Johan]

Well said, BUT. When it's more realistic, it's more fun - to a certain point tho. 

[Tomas García]

On 9/4/2018 at 7:27 PM, Storrent said:

The country radio station has some good songs on it.

That's not very realistic, and that's okay. 

That's by far the best part.

I would love to split my character into many, but since as is can't . Would have to change skins and clothes like over and over to swap, so I play all in one. That's why Tomas is so pluri-employed !

[Victor]

Does not have to be realistic but somewhat believeable. Otherwise if you get shot for example, as EMS I will use industrial drill to find the bullet and shovel to remove it. Or if you have broken bones I will drive you over with my ambulance to correct em.

[Tomas García]

/me writes down the quick useful tips from @Victor , so those can be tested on the next shift!    Thanks for the ideas Victor!!!!!!!!!